I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. (Ludwig Wittgenstein)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. (definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)