The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it. (George Bernard Shaw)

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. (Antoine de Saint Exupery)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it. (George Bernard Shaw)

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. (H. G. Wells)

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. (Napoleon Bonaparte)

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it. (George Bernard Shaw)

It’s kind of fun to do the impossible. (Walt Disney)

If you are going through hell, keep going. (Sir Winston Churchill)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

Facts are the enemy of truth. (Don Quixote – Man of La Mancha)

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. (Charlton Heston)

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. (Antoine de Saint Exupery)

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. (Galileo Galilei)

I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. (Ludwig Wittgenstein)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. (definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. (Salvador Dali)

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. (Bjarne Stroustrup)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. (Soren Aabye Kierkegaard)

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. (Paul Erdos)

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. (Jimmy Durante)

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. (Oscar Wilde)

Give me a museum and I’ll fill it. (Pablo Picasso)

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. (Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930))

The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ – the pig was ‘committed’. (unknown)

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. (Ambrose Bierce)

Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell. (Aldous Huxley)

There’s a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I’m not there yet. (Randy Pausch)

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. (Soren Aabye Kierkegaard)

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. (Albert Einstein)

Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. (H. G. Wells)

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. (Dwight D. Eisenhower , Inaugural Address, January 20, 1953)

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. (John D. Rockefeller)

I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.(Napoleon Bonaparte)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)